In the wake of the Trump trial verdict, my longtime pal Dan Balz of The Washington Post—the unofficial inheritor of his late, great, former colleague David Broder’s unofficial status as dean of the national political press corps, and a man still sprier at age 78 than I was in my freaking thirties—dropped a typically sage piece in which he argued that, while the ultimate impact of Trump’s 34-count guilty verdict was presently unknowable, its arrival marked the start of a new phase in the 2024 election. “The seven-week trial,” Dan wrote, “amounted to an extended freeze in a campaign that has been static since last year”—a period when the former president was mostly absent from the hustings and the current one studiously kept his trap shut about the prosecution to avoid adding grist to the MAGA-sphere’s bullshit mill. But now that the trial was over, the campaign would revert, if not to normal—fat chance of that—then to something that, in form and function, bears at least some dim resemblance to presidential campaigns of the past.