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Welcome back to Dry Powder. I’m Bill Cohan. I’m a little worried about how far my Duke Blue Devils will go in the NCAA basketball tournament given that two of their starting players are still out with injuries. The team would have been a no-brainer to take the crown this year based on how they played throughout the season. I still have Jon Scheyer’s squad going all the way in my March Madness pools, but it might be the triumph of hope over experience, as Samuel Johnson might say.

Speaking of hope over experience: Below I’m looking at the latest twist in Sam Bankman-Fried’s wayward campaign for a retrial in federal court—or, more tidily, a pardon from Donald Trump—as the FTX founder coordinates his legal strategy (with a little help from Mom) from his jail cell in Southern California.

Mentioned in this issue: Sam Bankman-Fried, Lewis A. Kaplan, Barbara Fried, Trump, Joe Bankman, Sean Buckley, Tucker Carlson, Bernie Moreno, Cynthia Lummis, Mike Flood, Lloyd Blankfein, Anthony Scaramucci, Elon Musk, Leon Black, Tom Cruise, and many more…

But first…

  • The Lloyd & Mooch Show: A rather unusual thing happened the other night on HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher, when two Goldman Sachs alumni—former C.E.O. Lloyd Blankfein and his onetime employee Anthony Scaramucci—appeared on the same panel. It was all pretty amusing, especially since both men are known for their quick wits and frank commentary. Right off the bat, Maher cracked the audience up when he asked the Mooch and Lloyd what can be done about the “income inequality problem.” When neither seemed to want to answer—understandably, since both are quite wealthy—Maher read the room and said, “Next question.”

    Anyway, the two men eventually got around to answering. The Mooch argued that Congress should put an end to Citizens United, the 2010 Supreme Court decision that opened the door to unlimited political donations. “Thirty-six percent of the donations are coming from the top 0.1 percent of the people,” he said. “And guess what they’re doing? They’re talking politicians into not breaking them up, giving them corporate tax cuts, etcetera.” He also suggested there would need to be “some sort of tax” to “equalize the situation.”

    Maher wondered what effect, say, taxing $500 billion of Elon Musk’s $840 billion would have on him, and whether that $500 billion should simply be distributed to “poorer people.” Lloyd’s response surprised me a bit. “I’m not mad at Elon Musk,” he said, marveling at Musk’s accomplishments with SpaceX and the incredible work ethic he still maintains. “Unlike the people of Rockefeller’s era, like the Carnegies, these guys who generated all that wealth today are still in the game, still competitive, still creating wealth in the country and advancing our economic interests,” he noted. “They have a lot of money that gets reinvested.” Lloyd said guys like Elon are “national assets,” but he blamed the “political sector” for not having the cojones to change the tax structure to make the situation more equitable.

    Lloyd then made a sensible proposal to make the tax system “more progressive” and for the government to provide some of the “necessities of life,” such as childcare and healthcare, that “rich people can afford” and that “poor people have to scrimp” for. “The economic system that we have has done a great job creating wealth,” he continued. “But the people without assets haven’t participated. They don’t have assets, so their assets aren’t going up in value.”

    Anyway, I recommend the segment to you, if for no other reason than to watch as the Mooch—who rarely defers to anyone—sometimes appeared to defer to Lloyd, his onetime boss. Some things never change, even after 30 years.
  • Leon Black catches a break: Those of you hoping Leon Black would have to sit for a deposition in a case involving Bank of America and an anonymous woman who accused the bank of “participating in and financially benefiting from Jeffrey Epstein’s widespread and well-publicized sex-trafficking operation” will no doubt be disappointed that the case has reached a settlement in principle. Leon was not a party to the lawsuit but was expected to give a deposition on March 26 to answer questions, presumably related to the $158 million he paid Epstein over a five-year period for tax and estate advice—and which supposedly raised no red flags at BofA. Because of the undisclosed settlement between the two parties, the lawsuit is over, and Leon will be spared the eight-hour interrogation. But those still anxious to hear him answer questions about his involvement with Epstein will get their chance on May 13, when he’s scheduled to testify before the House Oversight Committee. And for those keeping score, Leon sold his mansion on Calle Vista Drive in Beverly Hills this week for $47 million. He’d bought the house from Tom Cruise 10 years ago for $38 million.

And now, the main event…

The Walls Are Closing in on Sam Bankman-Fried

The Walls Are Closing in on Sam Bankman-Fried

The FTX founder’s appeals for a new trial have fallen on deaf ears, and his mother’s intervention appears to have backfired. Now, with the Justice Department going nuclear and Republicans lining up to ensure Trump doesn’t issue a pardon, S.B.F. may be running out of chances to escape his fate.

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Nearly two years to the day since Sam Bankman-Fried was sentenced to a quarter-century in prison for fraud and conspiracy over the collapse of FTX, the former crypto wunderkind is still fighting for his freedom. Sam continues to insist that Lewis A. Kaplan, the federal judge in his 2023 criminal trial, was “one-sided” in his handling of the case—arguing in his appeal that it was clear Kaplan “did not like” Sam, “didn’t like his demeanor,” and was “coaching the prosecution on an argument to make.” The Second Circuit has yet to rule on his lawyers’ demand for a new trial with a different judge presiding.

Judge Kaplan’s supposed bias against Sam came up again last month, when Sam filed a pro se legal brief from his jail cell in Southern California. Sam asked for a new trial in New York and likewise requested that Kaplan be replaced if a new trial were granted. Referring to himself in the third person, Sam wrote that because Kaplan had displayed “many instances of extreme prejudice against Mr. Bankman-Fried,” he should recuse himself from weighing in on the request for a new trial and a new judge.

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Now, the feud has also ensnared Sam’s mother, Barbara Fried, a law professor emerita at Stanford who once clerked for federal judge J. Edward Lumbard. A few weeks ago, I reported that Barbara was “breaking her silence” on the case essentially because she believes that, as Sam’s mother, she should come to his defense—makes sense—and because others seem to have dropped the ball. She has begun writing on Substack about Sam’s various legal gambits, such as trying to get a new trial, a victory in the court of appeals, or even a Trump pardon.

On March 11, the Department of Justice responded to Sam’s request for a do-over with a merciless rejoinder, calling his appeal “insincere” and comparing him to a “bank robber.” Barbara wrote to the judge the very next day.

A Mother’s Love

In her letter to Kaplan, Barbara described herself as “the holder of power of attorney” for Sam and asked for more time to rebut the D.O.J. brief. “In addition to being currently incarcerated,” she wrote, “without access to any word processing capabilities or most of his own files, he is being relocated”—apparently to Lompoc federal prison, about 175 miles northwest of Los Angeles—“from Terminal Island sometime in the next couple of weeks. While in transit, he will be out of contact with the outside world for some period of time that is hard to predict at this point.” She asked Judge Kaplan to give Sam until at least April 1 to respond.

Kaplan wrote back a few days later, clearly peeved that Barbara had inserted herself into the legal proceedings. “Ms. Fried is not a member of the Bar of this Court, has not sought leave to appear pro hac vice, and has not filed an appearance,” he wrote. “A power of attorney granted by the defendant does not authorize her to seek relief from the Court or otherwise to participate in this litigation.” Ouch.

The judge then tried to soften the blow. “The Court of course understands that Ms. Fried is the defendant’s mother, was trained and practiced as a lawyer, and has taught at Stanford Law School,” he wrote. “Nevertheless, with no disrespect, she lacks standing to file papers or seek relief in this case. Indeed, Bankman-Fried is represented in this matter, to this day, by three members of the Bar who have appeared here and who do have standing to act on his behalf.” Kaplan also chided her for not sending a copy of her letter to the U.S. Attorney and for leaving a voicemail message on his chamber’s phone. He voluntarily agreed to give Sam until March 23 to respond to the government’s brief, and to give the prosecutors time to respond to Barbara’s request.

But apparently Barbara was just getting started. She wrote back to Judge Kaplan, describing herself as Sam’s “attorney-in-fact,” and arguing that the judge had “mischaracterized” her involvement in Sam’s legal efforts. Because Sam represented himself in the request for a new trial, she argued, his plea for an extension “could not come through his counsel.” Moreover, she hadn’t written Judge Kaplan “in any legal capacity,” but only because Sam “has very limited means of communicating with the outside world from prison” and because she and Joe Bankman, Sam’s father, have power of attorney “for all personal matters” involving Sam.

Moreover, she argued, “If he had sent a handwritten letter to your chambers requesting an extension (his only means of direct communication with you), it would have taken a minimum of 3 to 6 days to get to you and at least another day for you to rule, by which time the deadline set for his reply would already have passed.”

I don’t know, but I suspect Judge Kaplan won’t respond to Barbara’s rebuttal, and Sam will have only until Monday to reply to the government’s argument that he should not get a new trial. He’ll presumably have to do this while en route to Lompoc, with a possible rest stop at the high-security Victorville prison, some 100 miles northeast of Terminal Island.

“Not Insolvent… Just Illiquid”

In any case, it seems like it will be hard for Sam to refute U.S. Attorney Sean Buckley’s argument in the D.O.J. brief for why Kaplan should deny his request for a new trial. “A jury convicted Samuel Bankman-Fried on all counts following a four-week trial,” Buckley wrote. “The trial featured the testimony of three of his coconspirators with direct, first-hand knowledge of his massive fraud; expert analysis of FTX’s insolvency and the defendant’s use of funds; thousands of contemporaneous documents, including spreadsheets, Signal messages, balance sheets, and code repositories; and perjurious testimony from the defendant himself. The jury deliberated for fewer than five hours before returning a unanimous verdict.”

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All true, of course. And then the sledgehammer: Sam’s argument for a new trial, Buckley wrote, was “a transparent attempt to relitigate questions the jury decided, reassert factual claims the record refutes, and advance a political narrative the defendant committed to writing before his arrest.”

He also made the cogent argument that Sam’s “most aggressive claim”—that FTX was, in fact, solvent, and that customers have since been made whole through the bankruptcy process—is “factually wrong, legally irrelevant, and deeply misleading,” and therefore not a basis for a new trial. He noted that Sam’s solvency argument “rests on dubious accounting methodologies that have been rejected by experts, restructuring professionals, and most notably the jury. FTX did not have the Bitcoin, Ethereum, and other cryptocurrency that customers had deposited.”

He added that Sam’s claim of solvency for FTX would be akin to claiming Lehman Brothers had been “not insolvent, just illiquid” in 2008, because the value of the mortgage-backed securities that had larded up Lehman’s balance sheet later recovered in value. “[C]riminal fraud is complete at the moment of misappropriation,” Buckley wrote. “The defendant directed Alameda Research to take customer funds, had his engineers code undisclosed privileges enabling that extraction, and used financial documents designed to mislead Alameda’s largest lenders. All of this occurred before the bankruptcy filing. What successor management recovered afterward, through years of litigation, asset monetization, and a rising crypto market, does not reach back and render the defendant’s misappropriation lawful. A bank robber is not acquitted because the stolen funds were eventually recovered.”

“He Crashed the Car, Man”

Meanwhile, Sam’s transparent efforts to get Trump to pardon him—heaping praise on the president to his 1 million followers on X, giving a jailhouse interview to Tucker Carlson, etcetera—seem to have pissed off members of Congress, specifically those anxious to legitimize cryptocurrency through new legislation untarnished by the FTX scandal. Trump has certainly pardoned plenty of people who might have seemed unpardonable. But it’s a longshot—mostly, I would think, because Sam’s appeal with the Second Circuit rests largely on him slagging Sullivan & Cromwell, one of Trump’s favorite law firms.

The walls seemed to close in again on Monday, when Politico asked a handful of Republicans about the prospect of Sam being pardoned. “The guy’s a piece of shit,” Sen. Bernie Moreno responded. “The guy shouldn’t be pardoned. The guy should go to jail for a long, long time.” Sen. Cynthia Lummis, one of the most outspoken crypto advocates in Congress, said that she hopes Trump “doesn’t fall” for a pardon for Sam. “He hurt a lot of people,” she said. “He should have to spend some time contemplating that.” Rep. Mike Flood was on the same wavelength. “He crashed the car, man,” the Republican said. “He engaged in massive fraud. Wall Street’s not needing him back to fix any problems. He helped us identify a problem by committing a massive amount of fraud—and we rewarded him with a long stay in a federal prison.”

Seems to me that, with razor-thin majorities in Congress—and in the House in particular—Trump can hardly afford to piss off Republican legislators by granting Sam a pardon. Nor does Judge Kaplan seem inclined to grant him a new trial. And the odds of victory on appeal in the Second Circuit are always long, as Barbara herself admitted in a new blog post. “Only 5 percent of federal criminal convictions are reversed on appeal,” she wrote this week. “Those are dismal odds if you have been sentenced to 25 years in prison for a crime you didn’t commit.” This is turning into quite the soap opera.

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