Hi, and welcome back to Line Sheet. Glad we were able to get through April Fools, the worst of fake holidays. (That Jolie-Stanley Cup portable shower filter thing? Get a grip, Babenzien.)

Do you like luxury? Don’t worry, tomorrow I’ll be back with more news from Paris. Today, though, Rachel@puck.news dives into the crazy-profitable world of perfume dupes. (And no, we’re not talking Designer Imposters, although looking back, what a name, what a statement. Good for them.)

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Mentioned in this issue: Paul Tobar, Endeavor, The Menswear Guy, Delia Cai, Ben Affleck, Parfums de Marly, Ilaria Urbinati, Caroline Miller, Santal 33, Warren Alfie Baker, and many more…

• What the Endeavor take-private means for you…: Probably nothing, if you work at IMG Models, the Wall Group, or any part of the entity that is WME Fashion. If anything, Silver Lake’s $13 billion acquisition—a hefty premium for a company that the public market never understood—means that Endeavor can figure out what to do with that leg of the business, parts of which are very profitable, without shareholder pressure. (Disclosure: WME, a division of Endeavor, represents Puck.)
• Ben Affleck, emerging Line Sheet person of interest?: I’ve never really thought that hard about this man’s wardrobe—other than the low-brow brilliant Old Navy boxer briefs—until this past weekend, when he walked around New York City intentionally dressed in a Nirvana T-shirt and weird jeans. One faithful reader (who was worried I hadn’t seen Air, come on…) noted that his black studded attaché was a $1,295 Globetrotter variety, which this person referred to as “like Rimowa but for people who have taste.”

  I couldn’t disagree more, they are nothing alike. Globetrotter luggage is boxy and trad—and very specific—whereas Rimowa is slick and industrial. Anyway, what is going on with Affleck? Day to day, I think it’s probably a matter of evolving with the times (and being influenced by your spouse, maybe), but it is worth noting that he has changed up his red carpet stylist in recent months. For years, his go-to was Ilaria Urbinati, one of the first Hollywood stylists to work primarily with guys (I profiled her for The New York Times about 10 years ago). However, I hear that in 2022, he did a stint with Caroline Miller, Urbinati’s former assistant. In recent months, he’s been working with Warren Alfie Baker, who most famously styles Glen Powell and Matt Bomer. Watch this space, maybe?

• The Deez Links Aftermath: Why does everything these days ladder back to the Central Editorial Team? By the time Line Sheet dropped on Monday, I have to admit that I knew the identity of the author of this week’s Hate Read on Deez Links, the Delia Cai media newsletter that got her hired at Vanity Fair. “Menswear is … a spindly glory hole,” was the start of the headline.

  Delia is on the layoff list, according to reports, and so is the essay’s author, which is why I’m not naming him here. I know who he is, you probably know who he is (dude, you told way too many people), but there’s no need to out him to Stan and the rest of management. Anyway, the piece generated a lot of feedback and questions, including but not limited to:

  “Is it Jian?” (Lol, he would never, he loves the game too much!)

  “I want to know what Chris Black thinks of this. Wait, did Chris Black write this?”

  “So, is this article anonymous?”

  “I was with it until the 9/11 line.”

  I’m going to stick with my original opinion, which is that this essay was fun to read and made a lot of good points. (I hope, for his sake, the guy behind Aimé Leon Dore can take a joke. If not, he’s going to end up like the one from Rowing Blazers.) Big picture learning here, though, is that Delia Cai is pretty smart and also currently wasting away in the Central Content unit, writing culturally significant profiles. (Today, she published yet another anonymous Hate Read that annoyed Twitter. This one is about media parties. I haven’t hate-read it yet.) Related: Have you noticed that Twitter has started to turn on The Menswear Guy? He’ll be fine, but he might have to switch to Threads.

I went down a rabbit hole of dupes, thanks to a TikTok video from fragrance influencer Paul Tobar that broke down each new Bath & Body Works mist and the original perfume it’s likely inspired by. (By Tuesday, the video had more than 7 million views.) Tobar, a 28-year-old executive assistant in Chicago, is literally an expert on the subject, and his TikTok page highlights the 71 scents he’s identified thus far in his dupe journey. The most sought-after aspiration scent, he told me, was Maison Francis Kurkdjian’s Baccarat Rouge 540, a potent eau de parfum that’s floral, woody, and amber-ish at the same time. It’s not for me personally, but this pricey pandemic hit (a 2.4 oz container costs $325 and the sparkling body oil is $215) has impressively maintained its internet virality nearly four years later. Tobar told me that Bath & Body Works’ In the Stars scent was a decent dupe: “It’s like 80-ish percent.” The New Rouge from Target’s Fine’ry line was “pretty good,” he continued, and people “swear by” Zara’s Red Temptation.

Yes, yes, imitation is flattery on some level. For a luxury brand to be copied, duped, knocked off, whatever, is affirmation; if no one is trying to re-create what you’re doing, it means what you’re doing probably sucks. There will always be luxury and aspirational consumers who want the real thing––and there will always be a market for budget options. But dupes aren’t simply cheaper options, they’re much cheaper, and this high-low mix largely avoids cannibalization.

Le Labo and Tom Ford Beauty already offer teeny tiny 15 ml and 10 ml sizes for a modest $99 and $80, respectively. Those are still wild prices for one-third to one-half of an ounce of perfume, but way less than a full-size bottle. Once, because I wasn’t near a store at the time (Puglia) and didn’t want to spend over $300 on a scent I may hate, I ordered a travel size Le Labo Gaiac 10. My husband calls it a fragrance for creative directors with man buns who follow Nolita Dirtbag, but whatever, I love it, and eventually graduated to the $485 bottle. It really does take forever to finish, I swear.

Until tomorrow,
Lauren