By now, everyone knows the morality tale of the Disney and Charter rights negotiations dust-up: Charter, a largely unlovable cable company, felt understandably screwed that Disney (among other providers) was moving the vast majority of its marquee programming to its own streaming platform. Disney, a historic yet distressed company, was frustrated by the decay of the cable business (a secular behavioral shift facilitated by Charter’s own avarice) and wanted more money for its extremely popular ESPN, and it didn’t want to give away content on Disney+, either. A tense battle emerged and, on the eve of Aaron Rodgers’ 60-second career with the New York Jets, the companies came to an agreement.